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(42) holymoocow > And then he'd start hitting people with the over-buff arm to make them stop
(9) Sezza > hahaha
(42) holymoocow > And people will start calling him "WOCK-DOR THE YIFFINATOR"
(42) holymoocow > XD
(9) Sezza > that is seriously what I have, one of my arms is noticably more muscular than the other
(9) Sezza > and after a while he'll have one normal arm and one overly-buff arm
(42) holymoocow > "See, watch how her tits jiggle if I flex it like this..."
(42) holymoocow > XD
(9) Sezza > how he can make her dance by flexing his arm
(9) Sezza > I bet it's like that show Pete & Pete, with Petunia, Little Pete's tattoo
(42) holymoocow > Especially when they don't believe it was that nice shy boy Phoenix and the quiet introvert girl Vera
(9) Sezza > but that shit don't fly with them
(9) Sezza > 'no, it's okay, some guys from school did it'
(42) holymoocow > His parents, though, were not cool with it
(42) holymoocow > But it was a fox chick with big hooters, so he was cool with it
(9) Sezza > he got a fox, with the word 'YIFF' in bold under it
(42) holymoocow > Though some were happy about the tattoos, like Wocky. "HELL YEAH I GOT A NAKED CHICK :DDD
D"
(42) holymoocow > Indeed
(9) Sezza > that's gonna be so awkward that they won't get in trouble cause it's too awkward to acknowledge
(42) holymoocow > Vera:...I thought he'd look nice riding a velociraptor....
(42) holymoocow > Indeed
(9) Sezza > oh man, how strange and awkward would that be, getting a tattoo of a dude you hate, riding a dinosaur
(9) Sezza > haha
(42) holymoocow > Except instead of Jesus, it was Gregory
(9) Sezza > cowboy t-rex jesus... yesssss
(42) holymoocow > It was the tattoo Manfred got
(42) holymoocow > You know Jake would have this on his wall
(9) Sezza > I demand phoenix do a horrible rendition of that on someone
(42) holymoocow > >:D
(9) Sezza > OH YEAH, JESUS!
(42) holymoocow > also LOL http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a247/jmolinaro/random%20stuff/JesusridingaDinosa
ur.jpg
(9) Sezza > it would be awesome
(9) Sezza > hell yes, it would be all technological
(42) holymoocow > Lisa would have those awesome fullbody tattoos the yakuza have
(42) holymoocow > Darke has a gingerbread on his knee. For the randomness
(9) Sezza > hahaha, jesus christ
(42) holymoocow > And Ben has "BIG BEN" on his stomach gangsta style with an arrow pointing down
(9) Sezza > OH YEAH, MR. PAYNE'S BADASS
(42) holymoocow > Though now all the rebel kids start treating Payne some respect because HE HAS THE MOTHERF
UCKING RED DRAGON HO SHIT
(9) Sezza > LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU YOUNGIN'S
(42) holymoocow > Like Winston Payne has the Red Dragon on his back for no other reason than that "I thought it was '
cool' at the time..."
(9) Sezza > and they discover that some teachers already have tattoos, in special places
(42) holymoocow > And he demands they fix it and have it getting mauled by a tiger GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AGH
(9) Sezza > Furio's gonna be so mad when he finds out they did a dragon on his ass cause DAMNIT HE DOESN'T LIKE
DRAGONS HE LIKES TIGERS
(42) holymoocow > And they'll wake up, half of them naked or wearing some else's clothes...some of them with prison-
style tattoos given by Vera and Phoenix
(9) Sezza > shit yeah
(9) Sezza > they totally sync up
(9) Sezza > he's gonna play the wizard of oz and dark side of the moon at the SAME TIME CHECK THIS OUT
(42) holymoocow > Oh, and Terry starts speaking in 3rd person and acquires a chain and ball, which he calls Spiffy
(42) holymoocow > And then Magnifi shows them what movies to watch when they're high
(9) Sezza > it's like a field trip, only it's a drug trip
(42) holymoocow > XDDDDD
(9) Sezza > zvarri, the truth has been elegantly revealed to me! I am fucking tripping balls so hard.
(42) holymoocow > Miles: DAD?! DDDD:
(9) Sezza > haha
(42) holymoocow > Gregory: I must be on an acid trip. SOMEONE FETCH THE LAVA LAMP
(9) Sezza > 'this seems strangely familiar'
(9) Sezza > it'd be funny if someone actually recognised that it's an acid trip
(42) holymoocow > At one point, he sneaks aphrodisiacs into the lunch food. Many think this is the reason why Apollo g
ot preggers
(9) Sezza > *snerk*
(42) holymoocow > Doug eventually cracks and starts slipping various chemicals and drugs into people's food and the
water, like LSD and stuff.
(9) Sezza > he just knows.
(9) Sezza > haha, yes
(42) holymoocow > Or he recognizes where it's from. "H3y! 1 s@w th@t 0n 4CHAN :BB"
(42) holymoocow > XDDDD
(9) Sezza > and the only one who doesn't flinch is sal, cause he's seen it ALL
(42) holymoocow > Or hardcore bestiality porn
(9) Sezza > changes lisa's demonstration computer's desktop background to goatse
(9) Sezza > hah
(42) holymoocow > And also blasting porn at people.
(42) holymoocow > Glen then settles for hacking into the school system and repeatedly changing people's names to n
aughty things like "Penis Wright"
(9) Sezza > dun dun dun
(9) Sezza > but nobody lasts long in a place like this
(9) Sezza > TRY TO SURVIVE
(9) Sezza > form some kind of sane society
(42) holymoocow > And they all meet up one day and discover they're the only ones that aren't nutjobs
(9) Sezza > they all work
(42) holymoocow > 3 contestants for the "WTF AM I DOING HERE" award :D
(42) holymoocow > As well as Doug
(9) Sezza > glen works too
(9) Sezza > ... all I can see is terry, waxing poetic about being trapped in such a madhouse
(42) holymoocow > "WTF WHY IS SHE CHANNELING GEORGE WASHINGTON THAT MAKES NO SENSE"
(42) holymoocow > I'm thinking Glen for this one. XD
(9) Sezza > oh man... do we even have one of those? let's see....]
(42) holymoocow > As in, they find everone fucked up and wonder what the hell they did to end up in this madhouse
(9) Sezza > define regular
(42) holymoocow > STUDENT GODDAMMIT
(42) holymoocow > *studen?
(42) holymoocow > Who'd be the 'regular' studen?







(53) Sezza > larry is the worst drug dealer ever.
(89) holymoocow > but nobody buys it since Larry always ends up just giving it out for free and they later find out it's rock
salt
(89) holymoocow > Indeed
(53) Sezza > oh, I worry for these children
(53) Sezza > XD
(89) holymoocow > "I'm not sure but it makes one of my buddies smile a whole lot so I bet it's good stuff :D"
(53) Sezza > he'll be sellin' coke before he knows it
(53) Sezza > heh heh
(89) holymoocow > And I can just imagine Bruto trying to set him straight like "no, that's not how you roll it" or "see I kno
w some guys that'd like to have a guy like you selling for them...."
(53) Sezza > this joint is faulty and I demand a refund, Mr. Butz.
(89) holymoocow > Manfred: PSH this stuff isn't pot. THIS IS POT
(53) Sezza > and the teachers.
(89) holymoocow > That is until the mobster kids find out.
(53) Sezza > fake doobies for all
(89) holymoocow > XDD
(0) Atari > And since this is retard academy, no one can figure it out
(53) Sezza > he probably uses actual normal printer paper for rolling papers
(89) holymoocow > And people wonder why they aren't getting high but Shoe is
(0) Atari > Catnip, Oregano and paprika
(0) Atari > His special blend
(89) holymoocow > "HEY THIS IS OREGANO"
(53) Sezza > stuff he found in his mother's spice rack?
(89) holymoocow > It's why he has this hoard of cats following him everywhere
(0) Atari > But is really just catnip
(0) Atari > Or what he thinks is dope
(89) holymoocow > Hellz yeah
(53) Sezza > he deals dope from it
(89) holymoocow > "Yeah, we learned not to give Klavier vodka without warning him"
(0) Atari > And lottsss of spilled booze
(0) Atari > Oh, I forgot about vomit
(53) Sezza > stop letting people get their mack on in the back.
(89) holymoocow > "There was this one time that Ronnie here got drunk....' "I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ABOUT THAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT"
(53) Sezza > ew, jesus christ larry, clean that god damn thing
(0) Atari > Most likely some pee
(0) Atari > Blood, birthing juices, semen
(0) Atari > And all sorts of bodily fluids in the back
(89) holymoocow > And no landscaping
(53) Sezza > and that's why phoenix's house has no mailbox.
(53) Sezza > and a bunch of dints in it cause he can't drive for crap
(0) Atari > With a unicorn on the back
(89) holymoocow > WITH FIRE
(0) Atari > And a DRAGON on the other
(53) Sezza > I bet he painted a naked chick holding a puppy on it
(53) Sezza > oh larry, way to be suss as hell
(89) holymoocow > PERHAPSCH
(53) Sezza > is it the kind of one with no windows?
(0) Atari > XD
(89) holymoocow > Which is Larry's mini-van in the back of the school
(0) Atari > ABORTION!
(0) Atari > Abortion nurse.
(89) holymoocow > XDD
(0) Atari > Hah, that could be Phoenix's "volunteer" job at the school
(0) Atari > More like ABORTION PUNCH
(53) Sezza > DON'T HAVE A BABY! GRAAAAAAGH! *pushes down some stairs*
(89) holymoocow > AWESOME
(0) Atari > HAY ALLITERATION
(0) Atari > Or Minami has a secret surplus of spermies
(89) holymoocow > XD
(0) Atari > Zeni was probably the one that got him that way
(0) Atari > Knocked up Wocky?
(89) holymoocow > XD Indeed! And Wocky is such a softy on the inside
(53) Sezza > BABIES
(0) Atari > Qué?
(0) Atari > ?
(53) Sezza > wocky woulda been funny. furio would have gotten so mad at him about it
(89) holymoocow > Best 3 out of four then.
(0) Atari > HEY COOL I'M ZERO
(0) Atari > Hello!
(53) Sezza > I like arguing.
(89) holymoocow > Also hello there Atari :D
(53) Sezza > awh
(89) holymoocow > Aaand the powers that be seem to be all LOL KLAV GOT APOLLO PREGGERS so WHO AM I TO AR
GUE
16:38 ** Atariさんが入室しました **
(53) Sezza > haha
(89) holymoocow > Also, it's currently a toss up between Bruce, Klavier, Furio and Wocky
(89) holymoocow > Mmkay, was getting worried that I was developing Engrish XD
16:37 ** (0) Impさんが退室しました **
(53) Sezza > I think it's than.
(89) holymoocow > or was it "then"? I'm not sure anymore
(89) holymoocow > In more ways than one! :D
(53) Sezza > well, I am Daddy after all
(53) Sezza > XD
(89) holymoocow > Okay, I ended up doing it four times because when I had the page zoomed out, I ended up pointing
at your icon/name XD
(53) Sezza > I'd laugh if it were someone poor. NO CHILD SUPPORT FOR YOU, APOLLO!
(89) holymoocow > I MIGHT TAKE YOU UP ON THAT
(53) Sezza > just go to the list and close your eyes and point to the screen wherever
(89) holymoocow > I just need to get around to deciding it XD Though I still LOL on the inside whenever I think of Miles
as the father. THINK OF WHAT GREGORY WOULD SAY
(89) holymoocow > Perhaps
(53) Sezza > are we ever going to?
(53) Sezza > not yet, still
(89) holymoocow > We never did decide on Apollo's baby daddy did we?







(5) Sezza > booty booty buttcheeks
(79) Imp 'n Dek > I like that apollo there. he's got a nice ass.
(5) Sezza > oh how much hooch I would have.
(79) Imp 'n Dek > Haha no, we're being lazy.
(5) Sezza > if I had to deal with those kids I would have hooch too.
(5) Sezza > hay you two. workin on cosplay again?
(70) holymoocow > Unfortunately, that proved false. However, she did find out that he keeps a bottle of hooch undernea
th the cabinets in the back room
17:25 ** Imp 'n Dekさんが入室しました **
(5) Sezza > plus incredibly curious.
(70) holymoocow > And she was also trying to see of his hatred of meteorologists was genetic
(5) Sezza > she's dedicated!
(70) holymoocow > Ema got to help because she was the only one willing to put up with his slave-driver-ness...for the s
ake of SCIENCE
(70) holymoocow > indeed.
(5) Sezza > I bet they got turner grey to do the tests so it wouldn't become an out-of-school thing
(70) holymoocow > YOU JUST NEVER KNOW
(70) holymoocow > And they have paternity tests using EVERYONE'S DNA, including all the women.
(70) holymoocow > Except it's an assembly, and they pick Russel Berry to run it
(5) Sezza > okay, I admit, I just really want a talk-show kind of thing like that
(70) holymoocow > XD
(5) Sezza > I have the paternity test results. Klavier, you are.... not the father *audience gasps*
(70) holymoocow > We have to pick one that's filled with lolz and OMGDRAMA
(5) Sezza > mmkay
(70) holymoocow > nope
(5) Sezza > did we ever work out whose apollo's baby's daddy is






(99) Sezza > then it's a scandal~
(58) holymoocow > It doesn't matter. As long as it doesn't get out it's all gewd...until someone turns up preggers
(58) holymoocow > XD
(99) Sezza > trends?
(99) Sezza > or whatever
(99) Sezza > I need to brush up on my high school humping... laws.
(99) Sezza > ah, okay
(58) holymoocow > XD No no no, drama fags also get laid with the supposedly 'non-cool' kids for a quick lay
(99) Sezza > haha. is that possible? I thought real, actual dramafags only got laid by their own horrible kind
(58) holymoocow > Tigre and Wocky are options too, but I've secretly squeed at the idea of JuanxApollo
(99) Sezza > indeed
(58) holymoocow > *drama
(58) holymoocow > Now Miles Edgeworth - he's rife with dramam :D
(99) Sezza > (as if it wasn't already, but still)
(99) Sezza > besides, that's not nearly drama-filled enough a situation
(58) holymoocow > I'm going to avoid the Klav-path because that's too obvious
(99) Sezza > yeah
(58) holymoocow > Still, that's a lot of hot dickings.
(58) holymoocow > Though we can limit it to the students
(58) holymoocow > Indeed
(99) Sezza > jesus christ that's a lot of dicks
(58) holymoocow > ....pretty much all of the male characters at the moment XD Excluding some of the staff.
(99) Sezza > who are the candidates?
(99) Sezza > ... I don't know.
(58) holymoocow > But who would be the baby-daddy?
(58) holymoocow > Almost 4 in the morning XD;;;
(99) Sezza > also yeah I would imagine it would be
(58) holymoocow > YESH
(99) Sezza > PATERNITY TEST
(58) holymoocow > and fuck it's late D:
(58) holymoocow > *WHO'S
(58) holymoocow > But everyone wants to know WHO'D APOLLO'S BABY DADDY
(99) Sezza > just wait until it starts screaming and screaming at the night and you never get any sleep ever and want to
die
(58) holymoocow > XDD
(99) Sezza > DAMNIT APOLLO DIDN'T YOU LEARN THE FIRST TIME
(58) holymoocow > Manfred: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME MR. JUSTICE
(58) holymoocow > "....I want another baby."
(58) holymoocow > XD
(99) Sezza > EVERYONE
(99) Sezza > GUESS WHO ISN'T HAVING BONERS EVER AGAIN
(58) holymoocow > "OH GOD THERE WAS SOOOOOOOOO MUCH BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOD IT WAS DISGUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING"
(99) Sezza > ain't nobody doin' it again after that
(58) holymoocow > "The ultimate birth control >:D"
(99) Sezza > man... things just can't be the same again after you see a baby crawling out of a fellow student... who is m
ale.
(58) holymoocow > videos on the birthing process
(58) holymoocow > The teachers that are parents feel the need to give much (unwanted) advice about pregnancy and th
e birthing process. Von Karma is hoping he'll go into labor at school so he doesn't have to search for
(99) Sezza > yes. he's gonna make all the fun in the world of him.
(58) holymoocow > Though Gant takes this as a moment to constantly poke fun at him "So your syllabus was perfect....y
es?"
(99) Sezza > and von karma is so very disappointed in you about that
(99) Sezza > well the point is that you got sperm in you
(99) Sezza > yeah. either one.
(58) holymoocow > Because that's the only reason some of the guy characters would sleep with him. "HE HAS ONE S
O IT'S NOT COMPLETELY GAY"
(58) holymoocow > Or the secret vajayjay
(99) Sezza > maybe next time you will think twice about putting a dick in your butt
(58) holymoocow > Apollo: My back hurts like a bitch, I have to use the bathroom ever 10 minutes, I have stupid cravings
, the girls won't stop getting me clothes and DAMMIT THE BABY'S KICKING
(99) Sezza > having fun having a groady-ass little human being growing in your guts, apollo?
(58) holymoocow > Muahahahaa finally drew him in maternity clothes
(58) holymoocow > But shampoo and conditioner were still good
(58) holymoocow > And also he read somewhere that OMG HAIR PRODUCTS ARE BAD FOR THE BEBE
(99) Sezza > it's all messed up since he don't give a damn about it anymore cause of a baby in him now
(58) holymoocow > Dammit I need to stop making his hair so damn poofy ever time I draw it






(28) Sezza > PLEASE GO AND ENJOY IT
(56) Atari > OK I DIDN'T SEE THE PANTS
(28) Sezza > THIS IS YOUR LESSON FOR TODAY
(48) holymoocow > AND HIS PANTS ARE THOSE SCRIBBLES AROUND THE ANKLES THAR
(28) Sezza > PANTS ARE NOT CONDUCTIVE FOR POOPING
(28) Sezza > IN CASE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THIS IS CURRENTLY TAKING PLACE IN THE TOILETS
(56) Atari > AND WHY AREN'T THERE PANTS
(28) Sezza > come on man pay attention
(48) holymoocow > *YOU
(48) holymoocow > YO(U
(56) Atari > WHO ISN'T WEARING PANTS MOO
(28) Sezza > ah, okay.
(56) Atari > ... Why are there leg hairs...
(48) holymoocow > But it's supposed to be Gregory Edgeworth as his next-stall neighbor :P
(28) Sezza > WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE AND THEN THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED
(48) holymoocow > *tears
(48) holymoocow > "I DON'T CARE, YOU'RE STILL A FAILURE" and sends poor Polly into ttears
(48) holymoocow > "YOU HAVE FAILED MY CLASS INDEFINITELY MR. JUSTICE." "BUT I DON'T EVEN TAKE YOUR CL
ASSCH MR. VON KARMA"
(28) Sezza > HE THOUGHT HE TAUGHT YOU BETTER THAN THIS
(28) Sezza > all that unprotected sex god damnit >=|
(48) holymoocow > Oh man, Mandred would get sooo pissed at Apollo for getting preggers.
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > he's be like HEY PAL ARE YOU DOIN OKAY IN THERE
(28) Sezza > for some reason I'd think gumshoe only he wouldn't talk like that
(48) holymoocow > Yosh, those are some fierce leg hairs
(48) holymoocow > hooray~
(28) Sezza > is that sum leg hairs
(28) Sezza > I will probably eventually
(48) holymoocow > DRAW IT SEZZA I DEMANDS IT
(48) holymoocow > XD Naw, it's a teacher since they're saying "Mr. Justice"
(28) Sezza > for some reason I bet jack puts will's hair up in ponytails sometiems
(56) Atari > FEENIE
(48) holymoocow > Yeah, most people were afraid that Will would do something like bit dove's heads off.
(48) holymoocow > GUESS WHO'S IN THE STALL NEXT DOOR
(28) Sezza > will was considered but he's not twinky enough for everyone
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > ... school bischycle
(48) holymoocow > Ron used to be that until Apollo came along
(28) Sezza > school bicycle!
(48) holymoocow > More like "resident shag doll"
(48) holymoocow > DOES HAVING THEM BEND ME OVER MORE THAN ONCE COUNT AS SEPERATE TIMES? :O
(56) Atari > Poor guy, you can't really call him a slut, can you
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > I bet he has lost count of how many dudes have rocked his can
(56) Atari > His butt... or his SECRET VAG
(28) Sezza > damn apollo is gettin his butt knocked a lot.
(48) holymoocow > Futanari much?
(28) Sezza > or furio's, that one time when apollo didn't have any money for him to take so...
(56) Atari > With her POISONOUS SEED
(56) Atari > I can picture her raping Apollo
(48) holymoocow > XDDDD
(56) Atari > It could also be Dahlia's.
(48) holymoocow > D: DO NOT WANT
(28) Sezza > I thought 'it could be sal's' and I don't know whether to laugh or be sick at that
(56) Atari > Or Manny von K
(56) Atari > It also may be Gants
(28) Sezza > why stop there? it could be ANYBODY'S
(48) holymoocow > OR REDD'S
(48) holymoocow > And just for the lulz factor it could be Kristoph's
(28) Sezza > MYSTERY BABY
(48) holymoocow > Hmm...WE MAY NEVER KNOW
(48) holymoocow > XD
(56) Atari > The PW+DS in the corner thar
(28) Sezza > is the baby even actually klaviers... OR IS IT MATTS
(48) holymoocow > Is it the Matt -> Does geeks in thte ass part?
(48) holymoocow > What?
(56) Atari > HELL YES
(28) Sezza > hah
(56) Atari > As in fantasizing about being married to Dougie thar XD
(48) holymoocow > XDDDD
(56) Atari > Like PHOENIX EDGEWORTH HEART HEART
(56) Atari > It'd also be pretty funny if it was one of those teenage crushy things
(28) Sezza > THE ACT OF PUTTING MOUTH AROUND PENIS AND CONSUMING THE RESULT
(48) holymoocow > that act of swallowing
(28) Sezza > *snerk*
(56) Atari > Is that meant to be actual swallowing, or Doug Swallows XD
(48) holymoocow > Phoenix swallows. *wink wink*
(56) Atari > Phoenix Swallows? XD
(56) Atari > XD
(28) Sezza > oh boy, graffiti on the wall
(56) Atari > ANOTHER TWO FOR ONE COMBO
(48) holymoocow > Ego-boost and lol-boost all in one!
(28) Sezza > like if I see someone do that I won't even correct them
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > people do that a bunch, it's awesome
(48) holymoocow > AND I ALMOST TYPED YOUR NAME AS SEXXA
(28) Sezza > that so works
(48) holymoocow > ALSO SEZZA IRIS CAN BE THE CHRISTIAN PERSON THAT'S ALL JESUS LOVES YOU <3
(28) Sezza > HIGHSCHOOL SHEMALE EXPEREMENTATION
(56) Atari > 2 FOR ONE COMBO
(48) holymoocow > Larry: DUDE I CAN WORK AT HOOTERS AND CHIPPENDALES
(48) holymoocow > XDDDD
(28) Sezza > larry would skip school in favour of sitting at home, in front of a mirror, shirtless, gyrating
(56) Atari > XD
(48) holymoocow > DAMMIT MATT STOP IT
(48) holymoocow > I CAN'T STOP PLAYING WITH MY TITS THEY'RE SO AWESOME
(28) Sezza > men with titties? fo shor.
(56) Atari > LIKE ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S SMART POP
(56) Atari > NO DOWN SIDE
(56) Atari > Have the menz growing boobs and the girlz be protected so no rape babies - Birth control seems SMRT
(48) holymoocow > Phoenix: STOP FLIRTING WITH ME DAMMIT
(48) holymoocow > Indeed
(28) Sezza > he'll force-feed them armstrong cooking every morning :j
(56) Atari > Lolll
(48) holymoocow > No, he'd have them take castor oil at some point
(28) Sezza > put them all on the pill?
(28) Sezza > what would he give them to give them morning sickness?
(56) Atari > Especially involving male morning sickness XD
(48) holymoocow > XD
(56) Atari > MILD DISAPPOINTMENT BUT THEN I REALIZED HOW FUNNY BARFING CAN BE
(48) holymoocow > XD
(56) Atari > I can totally see Manny von K giving the students something to give them morning sickness along with the w
eighted belleh things
(48) holymoocow > I'M SORRY IF I DISAPOINTED YOU ATARI
(28) Sezza > MORNIN' SICKNESS
(56) Atari > :(
(56) Atari > it's barfing
(56) Atari > But no
(56) Atari > I saw the sketcheys and I was like YAY PORN
(28) Sezza > find one.
(28) Sezza > make one.
(28) Sezza > get one.
(28) Sezza > dun dun dun!
(48) holymoocow > HOLY CRAP :O WE DON'T HAVE THE HARDCORE CHRISTIAN KID IN GLHS
17:09 ** Atariさんが入室しました **
(28) Sezza > heh
(48) holymoocow > And Turner would still blame the weather girl
(48) holymoocow > Though I think it twould be funny if Apollo got all morning-sickness-ed all over Dr. Grey
(48) holymoocow > Because the g's a whore like that
(28) Sezza > that g, for serious, moved up a couple of places.
(28) Sezza > ing somehow turned into gin
(48) holymoocow > WOO
(28) Sezza > SOEMTHGIN
(48) holymoocow > IT'S AN AWESOME TYPO BECAUSE OF THE SHEER AWESOME OF WHAT IS GOING ON
(28) Sezza > what the hell kind of typo is that.
(28) Sezza > I mean, it was one of those that must have thought that, or soemthgin
(28) Sezza > yeah
(48) holymoocow > I think it was both
(28) Sezza > either hotti or mimi, right?
(48) holymoocow > And considering the school nurses are all quacks or flakes I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
(28) Sezza > oh no, this boy is unwell and we cannot figure out what the problem is. wait, he's sick more in the morning.
.. COULD IT BE!? quickly! pee on this stick thingy!
(48) holymoocow > YES because they were desperate and always wanted to see what would happen
(28) Sezza > I wonder if one of the school nurses got him to take a pregnancy test.
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > I kind of worry about anyone who would hear 'toilet' and immediately assume 'SEX'
(28) Sezza > but I think most people would hear toilet and think of something else
(28) Sezza > indeed
(48) holymoocow > Unless it was smex in the water closet
(28) Sezza > and toilets are not used for much
(28) Sezza > cause it had a toilet in it
(28) Sezza > it sort of carries with it the implication that the drawing was questionable.
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > I don't know, I think it might be more sad if you have previously drawn a toilet before
(48) holymoocow > What's sad is that that's the first time I've drawn a toilet EVAR
(28) Sezza > toilet pukean gaems
(48) holymoocowさんが全消ししました。
(48) holymoocow > Well, this has already been capped....
(28) Sezza > yesss
(48) holymoocow > And it shall be GLHS because we need to fill our not-quite-After-School-Special quota
(28) Sezza > ... do it anyway?
(48) holymoocow > Dammit, now I want to draw preggers!Apollo now





(28) Sezza > dude just straight-up gets it
(48) holymoocow > Like Phoenix! He's been beaten the crap out of for like EVER.
(28) Sezza > heh heh
(48) holymoocow > Though there are a ton of students that would make lovely victims :B
(28) Sezza > there aren't many teachers I could see really actually being really abusive
(28) Sezza > heh, yeah
(48) holymoocow > He'd probably pick on his TA and be rather controlling
(48) holymoocow > Hmm, he's a slave driver type
(28) Sezza > what about grey, he's got a pretty bad attitude
(28) Sezza > indeed
(48) holymoocow > He's supposed to be "refreshing as a spring breeze" as well as a player
(48) holymoocow > Matt's another option, but it'd damage his rep to much to risk it
(28) Sezza > he's certainly enough of a prick to
(28) Sezza > XD
(48) holymoocow > I'm thinking either Redd White hurr for some reason. Probably because he punches Phoenix and g
ets away with it.
(28) Sezza > that also.
(48) holymoocow > And the abusive relationship can include someone on the staff! :D
(28) Sezza > well we definitely have a few candidates for that, on both sides
(28) Sezza > haha
(48) holymoocow > I already toying with the idea of somebody in an abusive relationship. WE NEED TO COVER OUR B
ASES
(28) Sezza > I would but I suck at the fic too. oh well.
(48) holymoocow > I'd do it if I could write but alas, I can only drabble. So I may end up arting it or comic-ing it
(48) holymoocow > YESCH IT DOESCH
(28) Sezza > GLHS so needs at least one silly teen mpreg fic, I swear
(48) holymoocow > And Matt would offer to "fix the problem"
(48) holymoocow > TEEN PREGNANCY IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS
(28) Sezza > heavensch no!
(48) holymoocow > And GOD FORBID MR. WRIGHT FIND OUT
(28) Sezza > some 'everything is okay nothing is wrong I'm fine really *sobhide*'
(28) Sezza > but yes I can see some denial happening perhaps
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > yeah. I just like 'bortan jokes.
(48) holymoocow > Though I see Apollo as the type that would try and play it off like it was nothing until the pregnancy st
arted to get REALLY obvious
(48) holymoocow > XD
(28) Sezza > hay guess what klavier, I'm pregnant... BUT NOT FOR TOO MUCH LONGER






(79) holymoocow > AND THERE IS STILL LULZ TO BE HAD EITHER WAY
(79) holymoocow > XD
(0) Sezza > it still works.
(0) Sezza > ... actually, now that I think of it, I think I once said that about the circus too.
(0) Sezza > it would just be exactly the same
(0) Sezza > I just like the idea that they could knock the school sign off and just put 'gourdy lake insane asylum' there in
stead and it wouldn't make any difference
(79) holymoocow > Because his son's involved and all
(79) holymoocow > I don't know, Gregory?
(46) Atari > And who's crazy enough to defend the killaz
(79) holymoocow > AMI COULD BE THE ONE BEHIND ALL OF THIS
(79) holymoocow > Or to see if any have OMGAWESOME powers or whatnot like the Feys
(79) holymoocow > INDEED
(0) Sezza > haha. an experement to see who is crazy enough to get their killin' on
(79) holymoocow > Though this could also be some elaborate experiment to see which individuals could be groomed
as future weapons and such
(0) Sezza > I got nothin more.
(46) Atari > Aww
(0) Sezza > that was pretty much just the only one anyway
(46) Atari > Or spit them out because it entertains me\
(0) Sezza > I'm just gonna sit here with my crazy theories in the corner now
(46) Atari > or something
(46) Atari > BUT MY MIND WAS BLOWN TOO
(46) Atari > I'm gettin me some JFA akshun
(0) Sezza > guess not
(0) Sezza > oh. damn. I thought for a moment there there was some mind blowin goin on
(79) holymoocow > No no XD I'm just really busy whipping up some arts
(0) Sezza > did I just blow some guys minds right now or what
(0) Sezza > _nobody must know of this_
(0) Sezza > they are contained so the crazy don't get out into society.
(0) Sezza > that is the terrible secret of GLHS. it is not a normal school, it is sercretly a school for crazy people to learn a
nd teach and get their crazy on all the time
(0) Sezza > think about it
(0) Sezza > school... or _mental people asylum_
(79) holymoocow > Poor Pearl, she's probably have a mental breakdown before the semester is over.
(0) Sezza > hah
(46) Atari > Maggey will drop it loads, and pearl will be OMFG SLAP
(46) Atari > maggey and pearl, I think
(79) holymoocow > XD
(0) Sezza > that baby's gonna get unintentionally yelled at SO BAD
16:48 ** (92) Noesさんが退室しました **
(79) holymoocow > Meekins and Dustin?
(79) holymoocow > Hmmm...
(0) Sezza > now who else is havin babies




(45) Odeko > oh god what have I drawn.
(92) Noes > I am happy now.
(46) Atari > But Nick and Edgey would be such a pair
(46) Atari > Larry would make great fun of him
(46) Atari > Or Nick
(46) Atari > Larry.
(46) Atari > XDDD
(0) Sezza > edgeworth and who?
(45) Odeko > although I think it should be like Larry and Makoto.
(0) Sezza > but that would be funny.
(0) Sezza > I can't be arsed.
(45) Odeko > Either that or Viola and Larry.
(45) Odeko > because that would amuse me to no end
(45) Odeko > Viola and Moe.
(45) Odeko > Also
(45) Odeko > lollllll do it Sezza
(92) Noes > Yeah, that thing.
(79) holymoocow > *:O
(79) holymoocow > What you mean the Empathy Belly? LO
(0) Sezza > DON'T TELL NOBODY
(92) Noes > On somebody -random-.
(0) Sezza > I secretly want fake-belly max and ben going lol johns that's a good look for you 8D
(46) Atari > Glen and Ema would be a great pair for this thing. They'd both take it apart. FO' SCIENCE.
(92) Noes > YOU KNOW YOU SECRETLY WANT THIS
(45) Odeko > I've drawn female pregnant Apollo, what more do you want from me. D:
(92) Noes > Yes.
(45) Odeko > the fake belly thing?
(45) Odeko > do what?
(45) Odeko > ;;;
(92) Noes > I know where you live.
(45) Odeko > do what?
(92) Noes > Do it.
(45) Odeko > Haaaai?
(92) Noes > Odeko.
(92) Noes > what about the weight filled fake bellies?
(0) Sezza > OR ignore it in favour of playing WoW
(92) Noes > lol
(0) Sezza > ... oh man. cody and sal would dress their baby in anime clothes and make it fight action figures or somethi
ng equally retarded
(92) Noes > so this is the baby doll thing
(46) Atari > OH MY IM SO WITTY
(79) holymoocow > COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THURR
(92) Noes > Yes indeed.
(0) Sezza > ba-dum-tish
(46) Atari > Oh noes
16:16 ** Noesさんが入室しました **
(46) Atari > XD
(45) Odeko > lol and then he'll turn around and shake Ron
(0) Sezza > furio vs. baby shouting/crying match
(46) Atari > More like "HOW DO I TURN THIS THING OFF" *SHAKESHAKESMACK*
(0) Sezza > GRAAAAAAAARWG! WHY WON'T THIS THING SHUT UP!?
(45) Odeko > "I'll shake it all I fuckin' want. Shut up, you fag."
(0) Sezza > hahaha, oh god
(79) holymoocow > "PLEAAAAAAAAAAAASE DON'T SHAKE THE BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
(79) holymoocow > XDD
(45) Odeko > fucking lol
(0) Sezza > hah
(46) Atari > Ron Delite and Zenitora would be fucking hilarious
(45) Odeko > Will and Jack, I assume?
(45) Odeko > We have Daian and Maya, Apollo and Klavier, Richard and Dahlia, Matt and Juan...
(45) Odeko > So who else would we pair up?
(0) Sezza > only plebs have to look after children.
(45) Odeko > XDDDD
(46) Atari > I see some GLHS sex ed goin on hurr
(45) Odeko > "Here is money. I don't want to do this assignment."
(45) Odeko > because Richard would be like "HERE"
16:13 ** Atariさんが入室しました **
(45) Odeko > Richard and Dahlia could get paired together. That way Dahlia can kill it
(0) Sezza > will would have cuddled his too hard while sleeping and accidently squished it
(45) Odeko > Hahaha
(79) holymoocow > von Karma: Ms. Hawthorne, please tell me WHY your baby has water damage?!
(45) Odeko > Ema would have dissected her's...
(45) Odeko > Matt and Juan would like tear it to shreds during one of their arguments...
(0) Sezza > everybody else would have killed theirs, accidental or not.
(45) Odeko > The baby would probably fall out of Daian's hair at some point...
(45) Odeko > lol, seriously.
(79) holymoocow > Apollo and Klavier would be the only ones who would pass since their baby is the only one to have
survived
(79) holymoocow > XDD
(45) Odeko > Hahaha oh Apollo, you and your lipsch
(0) Sezza > who'sch got schpeschial needsch? you do, baby! you dooooooo. whosche my little retard~
(79) holymoocow > *X3
(79) holymoocow > Xe3
(45) Odeko > I like my retarded baby
16:08 ** (59) Emirukoさんが退室しました **
(45) Odeko > loll
(0) Sezza > and tie it in place so it doesn't slip off.
(0) Sezza > make his hair into a scoop-y shape and just let the baby rest there.
(79) holymoocow > Probably Maya
(79) holymoocow > XD
(0) Sezza > someone who would have the balls to flatten out his hair and put the baby on it so he can carry it around.
(45) Odeko > and he'd be like "I don't wanna do this shit" and they'd be like "Aw come on~ D:"
(45) Odeko > like... Ema. Or Maya.
(45) Odeko > Daian would get paired with someone really random and awkward.
(45) Odeko > LOLLL
(79) holymoocow > I thought it was "LOL MPREG" for a moment until I noticed the GLH insignias on their shirts. DURR
(0) Sezza > so then we had some babies.
(79) holymoocow > XD
(45) Odeko > and I was like "...I CAN DO YOU ONE BETTER"
(45) Odeko > and Sezza was like "AWKWARD MOMENTS FROM SEX ED"
(79) holymoocow > XD
(45) Odeko > it was a random idea we had when I was like "WHAT THE HELL SHOULD I DRAW"
(45) Odeko > LOL YOU'D BE RIGHT
(79) holymoocow > I SEE ROBOTIC BABIES FROM FAMILY AND CONSUMER SCIENCE
(45) Odeko > NEVER WHEN I'M DRAWING SOMETHING NICE AND NORMAL
(0) Sezza > HAY
(45) Odeko > you seem to always show up when I'm drawing the weirdest shit
(45) Odeko > LOL HI MUU
(79) holymoocow > HEY PEEPS
15:57 ** holymoocowさんが入室しました **
(0) Sezza > FIGHTAN GAEMS
(0) Sezza > it looks perturbed
(0) Sezza > it's just lookin all the 'what the fuck is this'
(45) Odeko > XD
(45) Odeko > IT'S CREEPY
(0) Sezza > haha, that baby.
(0) Sezza > I counted but I might have been wrong
(0) Sezza > which would be 20 of them, because there are 40 students I think.
(0) Sezza > even if it is just drabbles of how each partnership would handle it
(0) Sezza > okay now I actually want someone to do this or like, I'll pull names out of a hat or something
(0) Sezza > damn these babies are gonna get a hell of a bad time
(45) Odeko > lolll
(0) Sezza > and dahlia using the baby doll to practice drowning actual babies
(0) Sezza > also now that I think about it I could see wellington paying off his partner for them to do all the work.
(45) Odeko > Yes. xD
(0) Sezza > oh apollo, the proud mother.
(0) Sezza > all the details. everything.
(0) Sezza > we got the full talk about everything.
(45) Odeko > we got the "abstinence is best" talk
(45) Odeko > see, we never got that at our school.
(45) Odeko > lollll
(0) Sezza > and some of the students had to practice putting condoms on it
(0) Sezza > one time in sex ed. class the teacher had a replica of a dick (it wasn't a dildo though, it was like made of pla
stic) and (completely serious here) it was contained in a fake banana
(0) Sezza > only that's bad because taking babies apart is kind of illegal if actually done
(0) Sezza > ema would take the baby apart to see how it works. for science!
(45) Odeko > yes. Exactly. XD
(0) Sezza > and juan would be like AJKDASLVF NO I DIDN'T *attack* and matt would be like SEE TEACHER DUDE HE'
S VICIOUS
(0) Sezza > ... and tell von karma juan did it, and because he is a suck-up teachers pet bitch he would be believed
(0) Sezza > matt would smack it against something to stop it crying
(0) Sezza > that baby would be so dead so quickly
(45) Odeko > lmaoooo\
(0) Sezza > just for the hell of it
(0) Sezza > MATT AND JUAN
(0) Sezza > that'd be pretty awesome.
(45) Odeko > Or like... Max and someone. Heaven forbid. xD
(45) Odeko > and I think we could come up with some damned funny pairs. Klavier and Apollo, for example, being forc
ed to work together.
(0) Sezza > haha
(45) Odeko > People should have to do that in von Karma's class.
(0) Sezza > yeah?
(45) Odeko > but you know how some health classes made you do that "pair up and care for this baby doll" thing?
(45) Odeko > it would be better conveyed in fic form
(45) Odeko > oh god lol that gives me an idea
(45) Odeko > Lmao
(0) Sezza > ... an awkward moment in von karma sex ed class? :j
(0) Sezza > I don't know.
(45) Odeko > like what, though? ;;;
(0) Sezza > somethin GLSH related?
(45) Odeko > except I have no idea what to draw. *cry*





(177) Sezza > 'I take a sledge hammer to his legs every few days so I know that he is always near me and will never str
ay from my protective embrace.'
(196) Atari > Matt would just break his arms or something
(177) Sezza > I am reminded of something I read once
(196) Atari > Lawsuit schmawschuit
(3) Odeko > and, you know, be full of rage, but...
(3) Odeko > it would be more effective to hit Matt in the back of the knees if he wasn't looking for a lawsuit. 'cause then
Matt would just buckle over.
(3) Odeko > XD
(177) Sezza > someday he will break his legs! someday!
(196) Atari > Or menz
(177) Sezza > alternatively, he probably hits matt in the knees a lot
(3) Odeko > which means he probably gets a lot of wimminz.
(3) Odeko > Except he plays guitar.
(177) Sezza > haha, yeah
(3) Odeko > he gets made fun of a lot. :(
(3) Odeko > poor Juan.
(3) Odeko > LOL sezz.
(177) Sezza > "hey guys, Paraguay and Uruguay... which is more guay." "you're guay, juan"
(3) Odeko > Haha, retarded conversation is fun though.
(196) Atari > :D
(177) Sezza > full of retarded conversation, because I like that
(177) Sezza > I suppose I could do crappy little GLHS drabbles or whatever






(47) Sezza > I just decided this.
(47) Sezza > GLHS needs retarded science fair





(18) LockeMuhe > The Entertainer = Manfred's Porn music.
(13) Sezza > a draw a little picture of maki playing the piano and superimpose it over the porn in the corner
(12) Emiruko > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg ON THE OTHER HAND THIS IS THE BEST
(32) Kirby > LOL
(35) holymoocow > *happens
(35) holymoocow > Or take some porn clips, edit the Entertainer music to it, post it and see what happense
(35) holymoocow > XD
(12) Emiruko > Test that out, turn on a porn and turn the sound off, have the entertainer play. LAWL
(13) Sezza > well next time you see two people gettin it on near a piano, hop on there and play it
(32) Kirby > I know the entertainer on the piano 8D
(12) Emiruko > LAWL
(32) Kirby > XD
(13) Sezza > to be fair 'the entertainer' would be probably the worst porn music ever
(18) LockeMuhe > We are so evil.
(18) LockeMuhe > Youngest character in the series so far according to the timeline & we make him play porno music.
(13) Sezza > you sure are being called, maki. now get over here and play 'the entertainer'
(32) Kirby > I can't come up with a good sound effect
(18) LockeMuhe > That was my first guess.
(35) holymoocow > I'm sorry if my handwriting is craptastic :<
(35) holymoocow > It's supposed to be "WAIT WHAT, AM I BEING CALLED?"






(12) Sezza > all playing Ride of the Valkyries and lookin at pictures of some dude with the clap
(72) Odeko > I have caps
(72) Odeko > xD Btw you guys are free to bomb
(12) Sezza > and then he sits down and plays a little ditty to accompany Mr. Von Karma's slides of STDs
(44) holymoocow > Manfred: *peaks into the bandroom* Excuse me, Mr. de Killer? May I borrow young Maki for a mom
ent?
(12) Sezza > he would use only the classiest piano-porn in his sex-ed class
(44) holymoocow > Manfred would approve
(44) holymoocow > YES
(12) Sezza > only CLASSY
(12) Sezza > bow chikka bow wow
(44) holymoocow > Porno music on the piano...I'd actually like to hear that someday
(12) Sezza > haha, piano background music
(44) holymoocow > XD
(72) Odeko > Except... he's Klavier, running toward Apollo and taking off his clothes at the same time







(22) Odeko > "Now, I guess the real question is, Cricket... *leans uncomfortably close.* ...Can I get you to sing for me, t
oo?"
(71) holymoocow > aaaand then the chat dies
(71) holymoocow > "Oh yes, I play Cricket often, if you know what I mean. ;3"
(22) Odeko > and we came up with "cricket".
(22) Odeko > Imp is my RP buddy too. xD We were trying to come up with what Klavier would call Apollo instead of Ode
ko.
(23) Sezza > (I love this. simultanious come-on and insult!)
(22) Odeko > "I think that's what I'll call you from now on, liebechen. 'Cricket'. Pretty catchy, ja?"
(71) holymoocow > I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
(71) holymoocow > XDDDDDD
(23) Sezza > XD
(22) Odeko > "Ha, so your balls finally dropped, ja? You squeak like a cricket, and you've got the antennae already."
(22) Odeko > XD
(16) LockeMuhe > Continue.
(16) LockeMuhe > This is getting good.
(22) Odeko > Apollo's lisping is catching on.
(22) Odeko > XDDD
(16) LockeMuhe > *Wish
(16) LockeMuhe > Whish I had a popsicle right now.
(23) Sezza > *terrified squeak*
(22) Odeko > "*SMIRK* ...you beg like a natural, liebe."
(23) Sezza > ....p-...pleasche? <=|
(22) Odeko > "Haha. Say 'please' again, liebe. Bitte?"
(23) Sezza > can I pleasche leave now thisch isch making me uncomfortable D:
(23) Sezza > haha. do you come here often? like, to school? yeah... yeah, me too.
(22) Odeko > "Hey baby, do you come here often? No? ...Would you like to? >)"
(22) Odeko > Klavier harrassing Apollo at school.
(22) Odeko > there.
(22) Odeko > http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/7726/klavierapolloglhs1hl4.png






(36) Sezza > hay baby, you got any discheasches? .....would you like schome?
(8) Emiruko > I CAN'T
(0) holymoocow > THEN STOP LOOKING HERE
(8) Emiruko > I'M TRYING TO DO MY HOMWORK XD
(63) Odeko > Psscht, hey, hey. The FBI is looking for my penisch, I need schomewhere to hide it, quick!
(63) Odeko > *dying*
(31) ATARI > XD
(63) Odeko > XDDDD
(36) Sezza > to someone at a photocopier: Scho, reprodusching, eh? Can I help?
(8) Emiruko > LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(31) ATARI > "Y ou have two-hundred schikch bonesch in your body, wa
nt another one?
(36) Sezza > thosche clothesch are very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd alscho be coming. 8D
(41) Zee > xD
(63) Odeko > ON MY BEDROOM FLOOR
(8) Emiruko > SEZZA THAT WOULD BE VAGINER 8D
(63) Odeko > KNOW WHERE THEY WOULD LOOK BETTER?
(63) Odeko > THOSCHE CLOTHESCH LOOK GOOD ON YOU
(63) Odeko > HEY BABY
(0) holymoocow > Hi, I'm a tawdry schlut lookin for a good time.
(31) ATARI > XDD
(63) Odeko > XDDDDDDDDDDD
(18) LockeMuhe > *shoe
(18) LockeMuhe > There's you nice show fuck.
(36) Sezza > HAY GOOD LOOKIN, WHATSCHA GOT CCOKIN, NOTHIN COULD BE FINER THAN THE TASCHTE OF YO
UR VAGINA
(63) Odeko > I'll teach myself to schlur
(63) Odeko > lol
(8) Emiruko > *loud
(18) LockeMuhe > Yeah sure. *Kicks Apollo in nuts*
(8) Emiruko > If you want a translation just say it out laod XD
(63) Odeko > Hey baby, I-- huh, what was it? Klavier said something about eyes and stars... oh fuck it, nice shoes, wan
na fuck?"
(41) Zee > xD
(0) holymoocow > XD
(63) Odeko > XD
(18) LockeMuhe > Translation please.
(8) Emiruko > LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(63) Odeko > "Hey baby, I-- huh, what wasch it? Klavier schaid schomething about eyesch and schtarsch... oh fuck it, ni
ce schoes, wanna fuck?'
(36) Sezza > hay baby, I bet if I was the last man on earth we could like, do it in public
(8) Emiruko > I am trying to do my so called homework. WITHOUT pron lines and I'm failing. D:
(63) Odeko > Apollo WOULD screw up pickup lines.
(63) Odeko > XDDDDDDD
(18) LockeMuhe > I don't know if I'll do Math properly tomorrow...
(36) Sezza > I wish I was your math homework so I could lay there while you scribble numbers all over me and get frust
rated
(13) Keisuke > lol
(8) Emiruko > DEAR GOD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(63) Odeko > Hay baby, I wish I was your math homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your des
k. ;D
(8) Emiruko > ksdz;jd;zjshdhs;zjkhd;zhd;zs
(41) Zee > xD
(63) Odeko > xDDDDD
(36) Sezza > .....
(36) Sezza > hay baby, I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.
(0) holymoocow > Apollo: *to some poor lass with braces* Hey, wanna hook up?
(8) Emiruko > XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(31) ATARI > THAT ONE'S MY FAVOURITE
(63) Odeko > Hay baby, if I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
(36) Sezza > put them together
(0) holymoocow > People call me coffee. I grind well.
(63) Odeko > holdplz.
(63) Odeko > I can do this
(63) Odeko > wait, I have a Klavier necklace and a magatama prop
(63) Odeko > wait
(63) Odeko > Lmao
(8) Emiruko > THE MAGATAMA DOES HAVE A HOLE *SHOT*
(63) Odeko > I wish I was a derivative so I could be tangent to your curves. ;D
(63) Odeko > hay baby






(63) Odeko > "GODDAMMIT"
(63) Odeko > "....uh oh. Critical missch. Pantsch go back on."
(63) Odeko > "Okay, okay. Fine. Whatever. No modifier on my cock. Can I take off your underwear or not? *roll"
(13) Keisuke > it's a rusty butter knife
(8) Emiruko > LOL JUAN'S SEEN IT
(36) Sezza > screw you, juan cumshot!
(63) Odeko > "A... schythe....? ;;;;"
(63) Odeko > XDDDD
(13) Keisuke > OH SNAP
(18) LockeMuhe > Matt: It's a scythe, bitch!
(63) Odeko > "FUCK YOU JUAN"
(0) holymoocow > Juan: I'd say it's a pretty small dagger.
(0) holymoocow > XD
(63) Odeko > "Is it a long schword or a dagger?"
(0) holymoocow > Wait, what
(8) Emiruko > Juan: ....
(36) Sezza > juscht be quiet scho grandma doeschn't come down here =[
(63) Odeko > "....-what-."
(63) Odeko > "Are there any modifiers on your penisch?"
(18) LockeMuhe > Don't cut off Apollo's fingers!
(63) Odeko > "Okay. So can I fuck you or not?"
(63) Odeko > Lmao
(0) holymoocow > *SEZZA
(8) Emiruko > MOAR
(0) holymoocow > I SECOND THAT MOTION SEZZAQ
(36) Sezza > I HEARTILY SUGGEST YOU ELABOURATE
(36) Sezza > I DISAGREE, ODEKO
(63) Odeko > srsly
(63) Odeko > oh god i need to be shot.
(63) Odeko > "You rolled a twenty. Okay, you can take off my schirt AND pantsch."
(63) Odeko > "Can I take your shirt off -now-, dammit? *rolls*"
(36) Sezza > WHO IS DUNGEON MASTER NOW
(8) Emiruko > D&D SEX EDITION? :p
(63) Odeko > WHAT. >_>
(63) Odeko > UH
(63) Odeko > I MEAN
(0) holymoocow > YES
(0) holymoocow > XDDD
(36) Sezza > XDDDD
(63) Odeko > "You rolled a critical missch, Matt. That meansch instead of bending ME over the table, you somehow ma
nage to fuck yourschelf in your own assch."






(36) Sezza > oh bawlsche D: NO GRANDMA, NO YOU DIDN'T, IT MUSCHT HAVE BEEN YOUR HEARING ACTING UP A
GAIN
(36) Sezza > DID I HEAR ONE OF YOU YOUNG MEN JUST SAY A _SWEAR_!?
(18) LockeMuhe > OH SCHICH!
(0) holymoocow > Oldbag: What's going on down there?! PAH-LEEEEEEEEEEEE
(0) holymoocow > *HEAR
(0) holymoocow > Apollo: JESCHUSCH GUYSCH SCHUT UP SCHE'LL HERE US
(36) Sezza > c0/\/\3 0/\/ 1'/\/\ 0/\/ly g0/\//\/4 b3 4 53c0nd
(63) Odeko > Juan: "MATT'S A GRANDMA-FUCKER"
(18) LockeMuhe > Cody: "And why would you shag Naruto?"
(63) Odeko > Juan: "Why would you wanna fuck Apollo's grandma?"
(63) Odeko > Juan: "Ew dude, that's fucking nasty."
(0) holymoocow > Apollo: NO SCHAL REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LASCHT TIME.
(18) LockeMuhe > Matt: "And fuck your grandma too!"
(18) LockeMuhe > *Bleach.
(36) Sezza > 4p0|_|_0 c4/\/ 1 u53 y0ur c0/\/\pu73r 70 c|-|3c|< 4c|-|4/\/
(18) LockeMuhe > Matt: "Fuck. Bleack"
(18) LockeMuhe > Cody: "Bleach!"
(63) Odeko > "Matt, watch your language, Grandma'sch gonna get mad."
(63) Odeko > XDDDD
(63) Odeko > "Guysch, come on, we ALWAYSCH watch Naruto."
(18) LockeMuhe > Matt: "Fuck Naruto!"
(18) LockeMuhe > Cody: "Yeah, let's watch Naruto!"
(36) Sezza > apollo, this sucks and I keep getting killed, can we go watch anime instead?
(0) holymoocow > XD
(36) Sezza > gueysch we're not having dongsch at my housche, okay? grandma schaid.




(0) holymoocow > Gant: Matty my boy, that's no way to play the game. You'll ruin it for everyone...*leer*
(36) Sezza > GUEYSH DON'T INVITE HIM AGAIN OKAY
(8) Emiruko > DRAW THAT NEXT
(0) holymoocow > And trying to shove dice up Juan's nose because HE'S THE FUCKING BEAR DAMMIT
(8) Emiruko > cause he so would
(36) Sezza > why can I see matt having a hissy-fit and yelling that and flipping the DM board over
(0) holymoocow > XD
(18) LockeMuhe > Now he's a dorky monk!
(18) LockeMuhe > Minus that last one.
(36) Sezza > FOUR EYED BEAVER TRAINTRACKS PIZZAFACE
(8) Emiruko > if he did he'd never get a break XD
(29) Prince > |B buck teefs?
(36) Sezza > that poor boy.
(36) Sezza > glasses, braces and acne
(36) Sezza > HE HAS THE UNFORTUNATE TRIFECTA!







(0) holymoocow > Maya: HAHA YES I FOUND YOUR BAWLS APOLLO
(41) Zee > YES
(0) holymoocow > YES
(36) Sezza > BAWLS
(0) holymoocow > WAIT OMG I JUST GOT AN IDEA
(13) Keisuke > like ecto cooler
(0) holymoocow > Maya: HEY SWEET POLLY HAS ENERGY DRINKS IN HERE :DDD
(13) Keisuke > draw some nerdy things on the table
(41) Zee > XD
(36) Sezza > DO THE DEW
(0) holymoocow > That's what it looks like XD
(8) Emiruko > GLHS?
(0) holymoocow > XD I know what you were writing and WIN
(13) Keisuke > ugh, that's meant to be "NPC"
(36) Sezza > 'DAMNIT MATT YOU COCKBAG I'M NOT THE BEAR'
(36) Sezza > and then matt just punches juan in spluttering impotent fury





(0) holymoocow > He signed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. "You can't be a ninja either becausche we aren't playi
ng that campaign yet."
(13) Keisuke > "thasch a ninja dude"
(18) LockeMuhe > "But I want to become the Hokage," exclaimed Cody.
(36) Sezza > XD
(0) holymoocow > Apollo: "Cody, I already told you, you can't be a schamurai 'cuzch this isch schet in the Middle Ages of
Europe."
(41) Zee > yes.
(36) Sezza > apollo-maya-penny-cody-sal-meekins-maggey D&D would be pretty awesome




(66) Sezza > so much boning.
(66) Sezza > hah
(35) ATARI > Wink wink nudge nudge
(35) ATARI > The other two will come later
(35) ATARI > Sal because he's gross
(35) ATARI > Those three? Sal Manella, Cody Hackins and Pearl Fey
(66) Sezza > that school is so unproffesional somehow I don't doubt that
(66) Sezza > xD
(35) ATARI > At GLHS, that percentage is 97%
(66) Sezza > this entertains me.
(66) Sezza > ..... << >> according to wikipedia 'In a survey of high school students, 14% reported that they had engaged in sexual intercourse with a teacher. (Wishnietsky, 1991)'
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